~ A Cowboy Twist to the Old “Three Wishes Joke ~
(And you end up with one hilarious joke!)
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails looking for cattle that survived the winter. As one cowboy’s horse went around the narrow trail, it came upon a rattlesnake warming itself in the spring sunshine. The horse reared and the cowboy drew his six-gun to shoot the snake.
“Hold on there, partner,” said the snake, “don’t shoot – I’m an enchanted rattlesnake, and if you don’t shoot me, I’ll give you any three wishes you want.”
Since the cowboy knew he was safely out of the snake’s striking range, he said, “OK, first, I’d like to have a face like Clark Gable. Then, I’d like a build like Arnold Schwarzenegger, and finally, I’d like sexual equipment like this here horse I’m riding.”
The rattlesnake said, “All right, when you get back to the barn you’ll have all three wishes.”
The cowboy turned his horse around and galloped all the way to the barn. He dismounted on the run and went straight inside to the mirror. Staring back at him in the mirror was the face of Clark Gable. He ripped the shirt off his back and saw bulging, rippling muscles, just like Arnold Schwarzenegger. Breathless, he tore down his jeans, looked at his crotch and nearly fainted. “My God, I was riding the mare!”
Yes, it’s a Cowboy Classic Joke!