A lady went into a bar in Fort Worth and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest feet she’d ever seen.
The woman couldn’t help herself. Blushing, she asked, “Is it true what they say about men with big feet being well endowed.”
“Sure is, little lady.” A slow grin spread across his face. “Why don’t you come out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?”
The woman was dying to see, so she spent the night with him.
The next morning, she handed him $200.00 dollars.
Blushing, he said, “Well, thank you, ma’am. I’m real flattered. Nobody’s ever paid me for my services before.”
The woman snorted. “Don’t be flattered… Take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit.”
Yes… It’s A Classic!