Senior Jokes

The Perfect Old Lady Joke!

The Perfect Old Lady Joke!

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.¬†She offers him a…Read more
Proof That Brilliance Comes With Age

Proof That Brilliance Comes With Age

An old hound dog starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having…Read more
Lion Tamer Wanted

Lion Tamer Wanted

A circus owner runs an ad. Lion Tamer Wanted Two people showed up. One is an old cowboy and the other is a drop-dead, gorgeous brunette with a killer body…Read more
The Impossible vs. The Improbable

The Impossible vs. The Improbable

An 90-year-old man is having his annual check-up. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. "Couldn't be better!" he replies. "I've got an 24-year-old bride who's pregnant and having my…Read more
Friends… Until The End

Friends… Until The End

Two 90-year-old women, Bertha and Mildred, had been friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Bertha was dying, Mildred visited her every day. One day Mildred said,…Read more