In a courtroom, down south, in Harlingen, Texas... The lawyer placed his hands on either side of the witness stand and demanded, "Mr Smith, when you were at the scene…Read more
Three Texans were talking in a bar. Two of them were complaining loud and long about the amount or, more pointedly, the lack of control they had over their wives.…Read more
While enjoying an early morning breakfast in an old Texas cafe, four elderly ranchers were discussing everything from cattle, horses, and weather, to how things used to be in the…Read more
A city couple decides to a Dude Ranch for their vacation. On the way there, they see an agricultural show about to begin. They decide to stop and go in.…Read more
An old cowboy came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a…Read more
In the early spring, every year, cowboys ride the still snow-choked trails looking to round-up the cattle that have survived winter. As one cowboy rode up a narrow path, it…Read more
One moonless night, a politician and a rancher were driving in opposite directions on a road near Austin, Texas. While crossing a bridge, they hit each other head-on, causing sever…Read more
The aspiring psychiatrists from various colleges were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameters," said the professor, to the student from the University of Minnesota,…Read more
Three cowboys were seated around the campfire out on the lonesome prairie. It was a night of bravado. All rot gut whiskey and tall tales. Thomas, the hand from Nebraska…Read more
Old Ranch Joke.
Retold by millions.
But, worth telling again.