Ranch Jokes

“How To Control Your Woman”

“How To Control Your Woman”

Three Texans were talking in a bar. Two of them were complaining loud and long about the amount or, more pointedly, the lack of control they had over their wives.…Read more
Be Careful What You Wish For…

Be Careful What You Wish For…

In the early spring, every year, cowboys ride the still snow-choked trails looking to round-up the cattle that have survived winter. As one cowboy rode up a narrow path, it…Read more
How Politicians Win… Everything…

How Politicians Win… Everything…

One moonless night, a politician and a rancher were driving in opposite directions on a road near Austin, Texas. While crossing a bridge, they hit each other head-on, causing sever…Read more
A Night of Texas Bravado

A Night of Texas Bravado

Three cowboys were seated around the campfire out on the lonesome prairie. It was a night of bravado. All rot gut whiskey and tall tales. Thomas, the hand from Nebraska…Read more