In the early spring, every year, cowboys ride the still snow-choked trails looking to round-up the cattle that have survived winter. As one cowboy rode up a narrow path, it came upon a rattlesnake warming itself on a big rock.
The horse reared and the cowboy drew his gun to shoot the snake.
“Hold on there, cowboy,” said the snake, “don’t shoot – I’m an enchanted rattlesnake. If you don’t shoot me, I’ll grant you three wishes.”
The cowboy knew he was out striking range so he said, “Okay, I’d like to have a face like Brad Pitt, a build like Arnold Schwarzenegger, and sexual equipment like this horse I’m riding.”
The rattlesnake grinned and said, “Granted.”
The cowboy turned his horse and raced to the bunk house. He dismounted and ran straight to a mirror.
Staring back at him in the mirror was the face of Brad Pitt. He ripped his shirt off and saw bulging, rippling muscles, just like Arnold Schwarzenegger. Thrilled, he ripped his jeans down, looked at his crotch and screamed, “Oh my God, I was riding the mare!”
Yes, it’s a ranch classic!